"Dear GWC's...... I love you guys,
Many of you are my good friends....
You are what allows me to travel the US
but when you are shooting me
Please do not zoom in on my crotch
- If I had a camera, I would not zoom in on your crotch
- Just because you have a camera, you should not zoom in on mine.
This is called a mutual respect
It makes me uncomfortable
and it also, makes me want to throw
your camera against a wall
jump on it a lot
light it on fire
and then dance around it
If you need a crotch shot,
head to photoshop
choose the cropping tool
and crop away!
If you shoot RAW images, Just think!
You could make a 4 foot wall hanging
..... of just my crotch!!
You could give it to your Mom for Mother's Day!!
Wouldn't that be awesome!!
Thanks for your kindness
and understanding in this matter.
Lots of Love,
But seriously, do you think I don't notice?
I am staring straight at your camera....
Alright, now that I have gotten that off my chest....
.....it's time to get driving!!!!
See you in North Carolina!!