Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Sometimes...

..... I wonder.....

31 comments:

forestviking said...

......Yes, Miss Andrews,

tell us more about it....
just some usefull hints, only tiny small ones, or just one...?

You decide!

;-))

It's always sad to leave familiar times, places and people behind, facing the unexpected, open to the new, unknown tomorrow.....
(just a vague guess, without a hint...., forgive me, if I was missing the target)
Remember...."Single woman, travelling alone, destination nowhere"....,
Many envy Your for just this freedom, lots and lots of the most incredible experiences unplanned, just appearing, in those days.
This actual state is not forever, You can change it anytime, or decide to stand it a little while, curious about what unexpected might happen,if You submit Yourself to it.
Have experienced myself that exactly those days with low, gray clouds and emotional rain are followed by the most possible and brightest sunshine and chances so quickly after!
Life is so fair!
All familiar is at its place to return to, anytime You wish.

Excuse me, never manage to write short comments.....

Anonymous said...

....why someone doesn't invent ice cream that never melts! Seriously, though glad to hear everything is OK with your health. Be good to yourself and take care of that gorgeous temple of yours. Happy October (my favorite month)! xo

gibsonvt said...

What is on your mind? Now, you have me walking in my thoughts.

London Andrews said...

I wonder how people can cook 30 minute brownies in 15 minutes....

... and what happened to those Moon-shoes that came out 10 years ago - I miss them....

I wonder if lobsters really do cry when they are put into the pot of scalding water or if it really is just the air in their shells...

I wonder how people fry icecream... because that just seems impossible....

timothy said...

...i do too!

forestviking said...

London,

thanks for those lots of hints,
missed the taget,
forgive me.

Here we go, next try:
You asked.....

Brownies:
Push up temperature, but be ever so careful not to burn them, put baking paper over them to protect......


Moon shoes are still found on amazon, where I also found this:

"...I wish I could give you a definitive answer as to whether or not to put these on the next birthday list, but after perusing every review at Amazon.com, the results are muddled.

There seems to be three schools of thought. Either ...

They're the greatest toy since the Gameboy.

They're perfectly designed for ankle breaking.

They're useless because they can't be used to jump over the garage."

Obviously You are most attracted by point 3,
which I like best too, the neighbour's face is best, when hurling past his balkony.....

There is a "21st century" version on Youtube,also called proshoes that starts to help....

A Swiss just came up with further developed adult version, try "FusionMan" on Youtube.
Makes one want to change in everything one has....


Lobsters:
They have a soul, they cry. For sure.

Ice-cream:
It's a time thing, starting as ice-cream, being fried and leaving a marvellous taste behind, of what some stage before was ice-cream.....

Anything else on Your mind?
Was that helping a bit?

You tell us!

"We manage the impossible at once, wonders might take a little longer.....",( not soooo much, as this past has shown!)

A blogg with questions and answers is soooo very nice! For both sides :-))
What do You think?


Thank You

gibsonvt said...

Making 30 minute brownies in fifteen minutes is possible by cooking them in a convection oven. Moon Shoes are available at many retailers here is one example (http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2314373). I think lobsters do cry; even tho they have no tear ducts. As for fried ice cream, here is how it is done….

Roll one scoop of hard frozen ice cream in a mixture of crushed cornflakes, cinnamon, and sugar. Roll the ice cream in crushed cornflakes. Make sure flakes stick to the ice cream. Immediately place ice cream back into the freezer to harden. To deep fry, heat oil to 375 degrees and immerse the coated ice cream approximately 5 seconds. Allow oil to drain from ice cream, and then place in dish. Pour honey over the ice cream and whipped cream around sides. Top with maraschino cherry. Hope this helps ease your mind. Sorry I have to much useless knowledge in my head.

Anonymous said...

...why people willingly cook themselves under the sun and call it tanning;

...if my dog has dreams about me;

...if there is another me out there in a parallel universe and what I am doing at this very moment;

...if Life (or the Universe) didn't exist, what would be in its place?

These are very deep questions Ms. Andrews. Oh and I miss my Moonshoes too. And if you think fried ice cream is weird, imagine fried the Snickers Bars that I had when I visited England; talk about a portable heart attack. ;D

PD said...

But Fried Ice Cream is oh, sooooo good.

Its alright to wonder. To dwell, well... thats something else. I think our favorite viking hit this one on the head. Some of us not only envy your freedom, but how you use your time. What you are doing may seem like the same old to you, but its unique to alot of us. Its your story, write it how you want it.
:)

Jim in Huntsville said...

Sometimes I wonder ...

- Why it sometimes rains on Sunday.
- How you can drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?
- What the hell is a jumbo shrimp?
- Why is it that the people who are telling me that 'life isn't fair' seem to have all the luck?

I'm so glad your test results were negative. So, we all invested in your good news.

London Andrews said...

..... I Wonder. I Wonder. I Wonder why each little bird has a someone to sing to, sweet things to...

London Andrews said...

I wonder... why people who have Bush stickers on their cars - drive like complete assholes. Do they do it because they really dislike president Bush and they want us to hate him even more because of their bad driving skills... or do they do it because they are pro-bush... and they are just lousy drivers?

I wonder... if you really can keep your eyes open when you sneeze... or if I can lick my elbow... or if my arm span really is as tall as my body....

I wonder... if my grandma ever used sex toys (nope nope, I don't wonder about that... nope)....

I wonder ... if soulmates really exist...

I wonder.... if there is someone out there that looks just like me... wonder if she has dreams about her teeth falling out as well.

I wonder if dreams are really the answers to your problems during the day... and if the dreams you forget in the morning, are really images of the future... and you aren't supposed to know about them...

Wonder if Pan was really a goat or really a god and if he existed and women had sex with him - if it was considered bestiality?

gibsonvt said...

Soul mates do exist. You have a family of birds that won't stop singing about you here. As for dreams they are doorways to the past, future, and to your deep sub-conscious. Did you get the pictures I senton Monday?

London Andrews said...

I did get pictures, babe... : ) And I thank you for sending them.... I love your family...!!! Due to your wife's job though, I won't post em.... not even if you bribe me. : )

forestviking said...

Wow, that was really striking !

Thanks a lot London for this blog,
pd You are cute,
gibsonvt thanks for a recipe that makes me want to try!

I wonder how such communication is possible in a language that is not my mother language, ....

London, good You had more on Your mind!


The little bird is part of this life, which is so fair,
and so are all the other birds .....
and that is sooooooo nice!

Bush-drivers--go for option B

Eyes open sneezing-Yes I can, can You?

Ellbow licking, be gentle to Your body, give it a try, my arms are too long...

Arm span = ((arm length+ hands) x 2) + shoulder width

arm span -body height = 0, then You are right

if You never liked maths, a cheap way round it:
Mark Your body length on a bed/ sofa and check with arm span, Your choice.....

If You keep being gentle to Your body, are You still dreaming about teeth falling out?

Send some loving thoughts to Grandma, she appreciates it.

Soulmates, a matter of definition of how much identical soul, but I think they do, definitely, there might be more than just one for each of us.

There might be someone out there LOOKING just like You,
that she feels and acts like You is not possibble, YOU are unique!
Therefore she won't dream about her teeth falling out.

Dreams, that gets harder:
They might just reflect difficult situations, constellations during the day and one experiences ones own feelings so clearly and aware in that situation, feeling powerless, afraid, dying....
Not so sure about the future, but more the actual present with it's difficulties, fears, sorrows , going round in our sub-conscious at night, trying to create a solution.....

Be really kind to Your body, see if that teeth thing is still coming up, there are signs.....

Pan, last time he passed through my forest, he was a God...
Shape of a goat but not smelling like one.Awesome guy!
Have not tried the love thing, though....
Making love with Gods is just a little beyond or imagination...
.....Bestiality...;-) twinkle

Trying to get into the book of records with this , aren't we ???

Anything else?

Good luck all of You!!
This blog is so nice!

forestviking said...

......
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
.....

Kudos said...

I wonder if the new Bond movie will be any good, I wonder if Matt Damon will will return as Jason Bourne ;-)...I wonder if we will ever return to seeing screen femme fatales with curves like Raquel Welch or better still London Andrews..Hmm London Andrews, great spy name or cartoon strip character ;-)

Regards
Kudos :-)

Jim in Huntsville said...

- Does a train really leave Chicago westbound at 45 miles per hour? Wouldn't it have to accellerate?

- How is it that all the really sh*tty drivers all manage to get on the road when I am in a hurry?

- (And one I saw today) If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he continue to do it?

PD said...

I wonder.... is there anything we missed? Wow! Amazing what two words can lead to.

TrevorCGoldsmith said...

people who do bake 30 min brownies in 15 min clearly use a hole in the space/time continuum. Moon shoes all gathered together and live on a reservation at the moon embassy where they can live there lives unfettered by societal constraints. Lobsters cry, but every so often one of the really twisted lobsters laughs and says "if you strike me down you will make me stronger than you will ever imagine. Frying ice cream is easy all you have to do is get french fries and stab them into the ice cream thus "frying" the ice cream. The birds are trying to lull you into a false sense of security never believe what they say. Bush actually has his secret service put the bush stickers onto most of those cars and then controls them from bush towers. You can keep your eyes open when you sneeze, but they fall out and if you can lick your own elbow either fantastically flexible, have a gloriously long tongue, or your arm span that definitely are not as long as your body, which i say isn't true, but at this point i am clearly not good for so called "serious" answers. I will leave the sex toys question. I am going to answer this a little differently because i am jaded, if they do i think that they exist to give you the most pain you can feel out of love either that or there are also incubus and succubus to make the soul mate thing a pain the ass. As far as I know there is not, but if i see her I'll ask about the dream. Dreams have different motives depending on who is controlling them at any given time. Pan was an amalgamation of a human and a goat therefore mouth sex is okay, but the penis is bestiality.

forestviking said...

I wonder....
if men are allowed to use the word "cute" in a context that will NOT be misunderstood.....
just as a compliment, not more...
or if only women are to use it?.....

....Questions using not native language...

Anybody knows? So thankful for a hint...

forestviking said...

The blog author is busy or has gone quiet.......
London are You allright?


jim in huntsville wrote:

"If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he continue to do it?"

uncyclopedia.org has some answers, so does my favorite author P.C.:

"Jimmy has been repeatedly dreaming about cracking corn and has pursued his dream.
He's the happiest man in the world now, why should he bother if others don't care?"
Actually, he is called Santiago.....

London Andrews said...

Fucking genius.... let me tell you, Trevor - when did you get all witty and charming and full of great answers....... When I do get back to Syracuse, now I am really going to hunt you down to hang out - company such as that, is difficult to find back home....

I agree that Bush has bush towers and I also believe that he is trying to reach small children through the TV show - Teletubies... he has to be, otherwise, someone actually created that show to 'just' be watched - and I wouldn't believe that if you paid me....

Ha - I have not gone quiet - I am just super busy right now in NY.... I will try to update when I can.

Anonymous said...

Wonder?



Just for a moment let go,



Take a breath, let out a sigh

Wander through golden fields of your mind



Memory, dreams, and random thoughts paint this world of

Purple skies with gray clouds and vast rolling golden fields



Live in the moment, Love with every breath



Hold close your desires and dreams



No worries you should have,

Time will reveal all to you



Be patient, enjoy the moment

~V

forestviking said...

And the Winner is.......:

"Trevor" clap clap clap

Congrats,
Your comment made me really laugh and I realized I am looking at things all too serious....
;-)

Really liked the different angles, prospects and views of those topics,
thank You so much!

Would be really nice to be able to invite all of You *blog-lot* to a big bowl of fried ice-cream (of either version) this evening at my place.........
Can't unfortunately supply a boat!

Once everybody manages to find holes in the space/time continuum, is equipped with a fusionMan wing and London is not too busy, we might manage anyway!!

"The future is so bright, we got to wear shades!!!"

...In case somebody wonders, if I don't have anything usefull to do,
nope, I don't,
being home with a crushed meniscus, going on crutches, this blog keeps at least my humor up!....
thank you all....

TrevorCGoldsmith said...

the teletubies sun god is the most frightening thing on tv at the moment end of story.

PD said...

Dont worry Forestviking. The way I see it, take any complement you can get your hands on.

I wonder... If Miss Andrews realizes how much she is thought of? If this blog does not prove it, I dont know what will. As always, Be careful, enjoy the City dont work to hard. When you're ready, we will be here.
Thanks London
:)

London Andrews said...

I wonder.... that if I continue to procrastinate with updating... how long these comments will become....

forestviking said...

Thank You All!
London, You really have a point there, it had been rather thrilling to see how this would have developed further...
now as the story goes on, we'll never find out...

until....
one fine day....

You start up another:

*Sometimes...*

The team might try again!

Jim in Huntsville said...

forest,

This string takes me back to the way the blog was a couple of years ago. This is what drew me to it. Of course, Miss Andrews was an inducement, but I enjoyed the free-spirit give and take.

Hon, you work too hard. We need the I-don't-care-that-I-slept-in-the-park London again. You need a travelling companion...

forestviking said...

jim,

thank You for Your enlightening comment,

I've not been with the blog soooo very long, so I appreciate any hints on the to me unknown past!