"So, what kind of photography do you shoot?"
"Me? Renaissance.... most of my photography resembles paintings from the Renaissance - old, delicate. I paint with light - ... love the richness of that era....."
"Wow, that is awesome, that time period was beautiful...."
*drops robe* ".. lets shoot!!"
"Yes! Lets do that! Now.... I want you to go over there and put your boob on the doornob. Yea. Now put it on the chair, the table.... yea, that is just great!"