Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Renaissance....

"So, what kind of photography do you shoot?"

"Me? Renaissance.... most of my photography resembles paintings from the Renaissance - old, delicate. I paint with light - ... love the richness of that era....."

"Wow, that is awesome, that time period was beautiful...."
*drops robe* ".. lets shoot!!"

"Yes! Lets do that! Now.... I want you to go over there and put your boob on the doornob. Yea. Now put it on the chair, the table.... yea, that is just great!"

8 comments:

The Cyklops Bunny said...

what other kida things have you put your boob on?

London Andrews said...

In my life, probably everything... : ) When I get out of the shower and I'm naked, and I hug my cat - my boob is on the cat. Boobs hold your books up when you read - boob on a book.

That particular day - it was a table, a chair, a doornob, a mirror, a wall, a window pane.... yeaaa.... boob guys are weird.... ha

Dubbayoo said...

LOL. You must deal with a lot of guys that try to come off as artsy when they really just want the chance to photograph a hot girl naked. Do you always ask, or get a chance, to see prior work beforehand or is that not usually practical?

London Andrews said...

2/3rds of my modeling - is studio lit, guys trying hard to be creative.... but there is that 1/3rd that is GWC, they just want to see a girl naked. And I am fine with that, as long as they are respectful, easy to work with, nice guys..... I do see their work ahead of time, and if it too creepy, sexual, or if the girl's look scared.... I'll turn down the shoot.

Scoops Mangum said...

I love that photo of you in the red. Very compelling. Huge fan of all your work really. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

stmarc said...

I freely admit that that exchange made me SOL. (Snicker Out Loud.)

I am not above telling a model to "put her boob on" something - although I have never done it and I would probably use the word "breast" - but I like to think that I would segue a little more smoothly than THAT. Surrealism can easily become tacky absurdity if you don't watch your transitions.

M

Anonymous said...

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Alfred said...

Alfred Says put your boob on this stack of Nascar Tires. Now put your Boob on the Bus. Now put your boob on this beer can. Now put your boob on the grill as I'd like it medium rare. Thanks.