While shopping for lingerie today - I found MY strap-on Box! Hehehe.... always makes me giggle...I arrived at that shoot - to find eight dudes, sitting on the couch, drinking whiskey, watching hardcore porn. Sex-toys everywhere! Sex toys tossed carelessly on sofas, the tables, the floor. I came to the obvious conclusion - Someone set me up for a bukkake scene?!..... I freaked out! Grabbed my stuff and high-tailed it to my car. Half way there, I ran into the photographer in the parking lot. He seemed genuinely happy to see me. He seemed honest and likeable. I did not feel like he would try to put me in a bukkake scene....
Me: "Ummm... What is going on with porno escapade inside?"
Him: "Oh you mean all the guys on the couch?.... They are actually reviewing product today. I think there are about eight of them, right? Production managers, toy creators, box cover managers, ect...."
Me: "You mean, those guys in there - get paid to watch porn?"
Him: "Yup, they get paid for that."
The strap-on was so cheaply made, they used duct tape on my butt, to keep it attached..... My makeup artist kept coming over and adding more tape.... Man, duct tape is great for anything!
Sara Liz told Carlotta that I had a giant poster at the AVN's last year - Not sure whether that is flattering or.... well, yea... It's flattering..... Anyways - if you see my big black dong in a sex-shop - feel free to tell people you know me... haha.... that should spark some good conversation...
6 comments:
Everytime I see your box, I die laughing and be like "I HAD A SLUMBER PARTY WITH HER!"
That is so awesome! We'll be on the lookout!
The strap-on was so cheaply made, they used duct tape on my butt, to keep it attached..
Are you talking about the strap on that has your picture on the box? Not a ringing endorsement.
The strap-on was so cheaply made, they used duct tape on my butt, to keep it attached..
Are you talking about the strap on with your picture on the box? Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Have you ever used a strap-on on a guy London?
I saw this at the local sex shop here and died! I was with a friend who didn't know about my modeling side and I started freaking out because it was you! Your one of my main inspirations for modeling, anyway I was talking to her and I was telling her all about you and got on the subject of my modeling lol. It was odd at first and then my friend was like awesome!
I texted my favorite photographer / bestie (Starry Night Photography) and continued to freak out lol
It was amazing to see you there and the fact that there was a strap on involved well that's a bonus too! ;D
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