Seattle....

Worked with a photographer who was a total nutcase. Par-a-noid! He was obviously very uncomfortable with me being in his house. Kept peering out his window and unlocking and re-locking the doors - over and over. Not in a creepy way, but in an Obsessive compulsive disorder way. He would take three photos, rush over to his window, and fidget with the corner of his drapes, "The neighbors know what I am doing - I know they know. They can see in the windows." I was on super high alarm level (closest to the door, all my stuff packed up, ready to leave if needed) but really enjoying the early-morning-entertainment - About twenty minutes into the shoot - he headed into his garage, emerged with a toppling armload of cardboard boxes with which he began stacking carefully in front of the windows. Just stacking them.... six foot towers of empty boxes. After he finished his project of blocking off the windows - he thrust $500 into my hand and announced he just could not shoot anymore, "Perhaps it is time for you to leave... NO no no! Do not go out the front door, no... the garage!! You need to leave through the garage!!... Jesus! My neighbors!"

Spent the evening with a photographer and his family. Went to a local pub and I got to order a grilled cheese sandwich - forgot how delicious those things are. I could even probably cook that sometime.... well, you know... if I had a kitchen. 

Do any of your remember the ridiculous custom that I got for the Vampire Shoe Salesman? Ha, I know Dave in NY will - because we laughed so hard trying to film that stupid thing... For those of you who do not know what I am talking about..... A year ago, a guy contacted me and asked me to film a custom video for him (which I rarely do). It was a five page script about a Vampire who poses as a shoe-sales man, drugs his victims, and then bites their feet. As he bites their feet - his victims have long drawn out orgasms, and eventually they die, he steals their toe rings.... Seemed easy enough... a friend of mine and I got together to try to film it - but we could just not stop laughing.... it was just too ridiculous .. Anyways, a week or two ago a model-friend contacts me and asks me if I would be up to doing this custom - it is about a vampire who is a shoe sales man who bites feet.... : ) So I finally shot it - shot it with Wednesday Harrington and Marvel Girl.... 

Was shooting with LostBets the other day, and I had to answer the door naked for a pizza guy.... which reminded me of the time that I got dared to put on a friend's strap-on 10-inch dong and answer the door naked.... god that was funny, that lady's eye almost popped right out of her skull.... oh good times.... I am now in Seattle - lots of work this week, staying with Fedora for a few days... really excited! Cruisin on the 21st.... Photos are compliments of Mr. Mike Long out of Portland.