Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Was a thread on MM tonight....

Thread - " Models, have you ever done a nude shoot which a photographer who was obviously and visibly very sexually turned on by the work you two were creating? How do you handle this? If you were in the position would you finish the shoot or leave right away?"

And that got to me to thinking of some of the more harmless, entertaining things that have happened while modeling.... one of them in particular stands out to me (hehe, literally...)

A few months ago, I was driving through the middle of nowhere mid-west. Somehow, someway - located a paid shoot a day or two before I came through town. Photographer was a nice guy. Mid aged, family man. Clark Kent job was working as a newspaper editor for a small paper or something. What most prominently sticks out in my mind though, are these horribly bad white-washed 80's jeans that he was wearing.... just tight, tight, tight - probably ruined his sperm production years ago back when he was teasing his hair and wearing leg warmers. So we are shooting some artsy stuff near the window and he gets this HUGE (I am talking monstrous) erection. It had to be soooo painful, because there was barely any room in his pants to start with. I did not know what to do and he seemed like such a sweet guy, so I just tried my best to ignore the giant monstrous thing poking down his thigh.... well eventually this wet pre-cum stain started showing up, and I just could not take it anymore. Just cracked up and excused myself to the bathroom - where I giggled like a crazy woman for five minutes.... ha.

Eventually I returned to the shoot, and Thor calmed down - and we finished the session... but I thought it was just hilarious. Not that he had an erection, but that he had an erection in white washed jeans with a pre-cum stain.... now that is just pure class.

13 comments:

MAX said...

You are sexy.I am your fan.

Anonymous said...

Thank God! I was worried, and I bet I wasn't the only one. I know you said you were tired of it and wanted something different, but some of us do not handle change to well.

That has to be one big drawback to your profession. If you do not mind, I have question for you:

When you are doing a shoot, & the photographer has you posing every which way and haveing you have a certain look on your face; What is going through your mind?

Obviously, it is harder than other times (excuse the bad choice of words) to keep a straight face when all you notice is the old guy with the woody busting out of his jeans!

Good luck on the road. PD

London Andrews said...

Haha... you were worried for my hair! That is quite entertaining, thank you. : )

Well usually, I pose myself (when you are paying a model, you should expect the model to do their makeup, come with fun wardrobe, know their light, exude your idea, and pose pose pose).... but anyways, what am I thinking about? Usually I pretend that I am on the other side of the camera - and I try to figure out what I would like the model on the other side of the lens to do....

If you are talking about the "O" pose, that open mouth, ecstasy look..... When a photographer asks me to pose like that - I am secretly rolling my eyes behind closed lids. : )

Anonymous said...

You are such a tomboy sometimes, that's so cute. I'm sure the old guy had to literally peel himself out of his clothes afterwards I'm sure (yuck)! Glad you went dark, trust me blonde just isn't you; love your eyes too, different colors is always cool. You are so unique and a breath of fresh air among all the cookie-cutter wanna-bes out there; you're the real thing. Oh and happy birthday...here's hoping you got what you wanted. Nighty nite.

SLEPhoto said...

BAHAHAHA, good thing he wasn't wearing loose sweats where he would've gotten a "tent" effect!

London Andrews said...

Ha.... the good 'ol tent effect. : ) *giggle*

doctor e said...

I saw that thread, but didn't feel obliged to comment. That said, the mental vision of the acid washed boner is burned in my mind. Thanks. And pass the brain bleach.

While I can't recall an instance of pitching a tent while shooting, the mere possibility of such things occurring is yet another good reason to wear my cargo shorts during all shoots....

No need to cripple oneself for one's hobby, right?

Alfred said...

Good thing My Tent Effect wasn't noticable. That would have been embarassing.

jcalexander said...

Ever done any shoots in the 'hood? There are some pants around here so baggy a guy could have a baseball bat in there and nobody would spot it...

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Anonymous said...

Oh bless, what a sweet story. By the way i'll have you know that leg warmers tucked into stone wash denim was the "in" thing once. You got so much street cred for that look.

Keep those roots firmly dark young lady ;-)

Kudos xx

Tucson or Bust said...

Hope your impending NYC visit goes well... I'm on shooting hiatus right now, as I've landed in a permanent job with a new law firm, but I would always be up for a beer or a sandwich or something.

Anonymous said...

and why you did not get the good occasion?