Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I get some weird requests...


.... but this one takes the cake... uhhh... I mean.... carrot! Most internet models know about mukiskitchen.com (I have several friends who have posed for them in the past, heard they are professional and fun to work with) - But something about sticking food in my butt - weirds me out... Here is the letter:

"London: I'm a HUGE fan of your work! You do some absolutely amazing stuff! Like the one where you're in the Santa hat and stockings--HOT! Anyway, I was wondering if you might do a couple of "cannibal-themed" shots, where you're being or have been prepared (very sensually, too) for some sort of cannibal dinner. I've got some pretty specific ideas about it. I'll just run them by you and you can tell me what you think:

It'd be two shots. In the first, you could be shown totally naked and being "looked over" by two skinny black girls. One could be pinching a spot on your rump and licking her lips. You could be grinning, happy to be receiving the "special treatment," finding it sexy, but not knowing what's REALLY in store. Second, you could be on a serving platter. Here, one girl could be in the process of "buttering" you up, while the other is poking a spot on your plump rump with a meat fork. You'd DEFINITELY have to have an apple in your mouth and a carrot in your butt, to make it realistic. Of course, in this photo, it could be that you've figured out what's going on, but now you find it a turn-on.

That's my idea. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who would find that Sexy. Go to mukiskitchen.com or canntoon.com (a few your pics have been posted at the latter in the "Great Rumps" thread, actually), and you'll see that there are people who would LOVE to see something along those lines."

12 comments:

Chris said...

Oh my yes. He's right. So very right. For realism you totally need a carrot in your butt. It's common knowledge that real cannibals prepare their meals by putting a carrot in the person's butt. Humans are totally inedible otherwise. Everyone knows that. Well, not everyone. But real cannibals know that, as well as most farmers and all elected city officials (read the fine print should you ever decide to run for office).

Best way to spot a fake or "poseur" cannibal is if they've got a person they're going to eat and that person doesn't have a carrot in their butt. If you are ever in a situation where you think someone is about to eat you, and they haven't put a carrot in your butt, rest easy! It will not happen! To eat you without having put a carrot in your butt would be pure folly!

(If they have put a carrot in your butt then beware! They intend to eat you so run away fast! As fast as you can run with a carrot in your butt.)

I've seen a lot of cannibalism pictures in my day and anytime there's not a carrot in the butt I'm like OMG TOTALLY FAKE. NICE TRY FAKE CANNIBAL PHOTOGRAPHY PERSON. NICE TRY INDEED.

In closing: I'm pretty sure this guy just wants to put a carrot in your butt. I would either go shopping for carrots (ask your grocer for the appropriate brand of butt-friendly carrots!) or perhaps block this dude's e-mail for eternity.

Lee Saxon said...

This is a joke, right? RIGHT?! Please say it's a joke. W.T.F!!!

Dubbayoo said...

It definitely works for me!

Pancho said...

Well.....huh ?! not too sure of the carrot in the ass thing; eventhough it is a great ass, why ruint it ? even for the sake of art ?1

Evan said...

Even Though I think you're absolutely mouth-wateringly delicious in every sense of the word, something about this e-mail bothers me. I mean, is it really neccessary to insert something inside you. I have a feeling you're not comfortable with this or you wouldn't be asking us. I personally would be okay with the shoot, minus the carrot. Or maybe he can place it so it only looks like it's inside you. How about that? Bottom line is it's up to you dear, you are the model therefore you call the shots as to any boundaries. And yes, your bum is just out of this world...xoxo Evan. 8)

PD said...

Ok,........maybe I'll say interesting..............?

Absolutely, the wierdest one I have read here. You deal with this on a regular basis? God knows what you are not telling us. WOW! Or is it ouch?
=)

Jeremy said...

There's no need to actually put an actual carrot in there. I mean with Photoshop and other programs I'm sure that could be faked very easily. Carrots are great for the eyes; for the rear? Don't think so. Other than that, I can see it being pretty hot from what you described. :D

Jim in Huntsville said...

Oh, God, Chris, that's funny!!! I can't say I'm all that familiar with cannibalism fotos, so I'll take your word for it.

I would think the truly heart-conscious cannibal would go for celery, but perhaps the orange veg would complement the remainder of the dish better, like a garnish...

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Anonymous said...

i mean.. carrot or not, the thought of your ass being penetrated is totally hot!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha!

you got to be one of the sexiest ladies ive ever seen

ANGELofDEATH said...

ive seen alot of mukis work and i am big fan of there work and would love to see you work with them. i think the idea is hot but putting the carrot in your butt may just be a little over board, but it dose give make it look like you stuffed the main corse like you might stuff a turkey for dinner. the thing i like the most is the apple in the mouth while you would be in the oven or tied to a spit